they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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