wanna go halves on a baby?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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