I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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