So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Someone shattered a urinal.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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