Just took my morning after pill in the library
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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