so explain again why im purple
no
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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