Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
