We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
