I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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