We're like a lot better than the average bears
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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