yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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