Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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