the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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