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It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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