Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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