I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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