he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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