Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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