I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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