She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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