i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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