is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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