Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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