I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
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