actually, I'm a sock model
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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