Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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