The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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