Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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