respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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