he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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