dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
We are two peas in an std pod
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I think people are normalizing furries
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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