Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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