Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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