Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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