I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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