I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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