He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
you had me at cake vodka
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize