She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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