ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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