out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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