Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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