what's the vibe there?
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i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
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