We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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