The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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