shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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