I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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