dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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