whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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