I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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