The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
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