dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
i dont even know how to be here
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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