I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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