People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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