Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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