Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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