So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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