i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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