I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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